What Is A Cat?

- Cat's do what they want

- They rarely listen to you

- They're totally unpredictable

- They whine when they are not happy

- When you want to play, they want to be alone

- When you want to be alone, they want to play

- They expect you to cater to their every whim

- They're moody

- They leave hair everywhere

- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg

THEY'RE TINY LITTLE WOMEN IN CHEAP FUR COATS!!