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| In Loving Memory of Topaz by Roswitha Koch |
Topic: Memorials |
| Today March 16, 1998, my sweet little Topaz - went to be with her sister Cleo at the Rainbowbridge! I will always miss her tender -- loving -- |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Why Cats Have Fur by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. On the fifth day he created the cat but, unlike today, the cat was without fur. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| What Kind Of Pets Do Angels Have? by Norman Klar |
Topic: Humor |
| What Kind Of Pets Do Angels Have?
Can you imagine an angel -
Walking a dog? |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| What Is A Cat? by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| What Is A Cat?
- Cat's do what they want
- They rarely listen to you |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| What Cats Do For Us by Iams Pet Food |
Topic: Cat News |
| Warm our laps
Give us someone to talk to
Help reduce high blood pressure |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Top Ten Christmas Songs For Cats by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Up on the Mousetop
Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
Joy to the Curled |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Signs Your Cat is Plotting World Domination by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.
Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Secret Of The Cat by May Swenson |
Topic: Humor |
| I took my cat apart to see what made him purr. Like an electric clock or like the snore of a warming kettle, something fizzed and sizzled in him. Was he a soft car, the engine bubbling sound? Was there a wire beneath his fur, or humming throttle? |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Rules for Stray Cats by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| 1. Stray cats will not be fed.
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Roller Poopies - A Cats Game by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| One or more cats and/or kittens may compete.
Poopies used must be good and dry, and preferably rounded and small, in order to roll properly and fit into the various goals. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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