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| Friendship of a Cat by Theophile Gautier |
Topic: Poetry |
| To gain the friendship of a cat is a difficult thing. The cat is philosophical, methodical, quiet animal, tenacious of it's own habits, fond of order and cleanliness, and it does not lightly confer its friendship. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Feline Science by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Fairy Godmother by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Creation and Cats by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Top Ten Signs That You Are A "Crazy Cat Lady" by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Your colleagues no longer ask how your weekend was. Instead they ask how your cats are doing. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Rules of Etiquette for Inexperienced Cats by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good! |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| How To Give Your Cat A Pill by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty." Drop pill into its mouth. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| A Cat Goes To Heaven by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been a good cat all these years. Anything you desire, all you have to do is ask." |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Cat Quotes by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Cat Miracle Diet by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting, now there is the new Cat Miracle Diet! |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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