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| Cat Haiku by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp ... |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Cat Diary by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I ... |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Cat Comics by Anonymous |
Topic: Funny Cat Pics |
| Cat Comics with pictures |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| A Cat's Christmas by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| 'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart -
Ate his mousey intestines
and chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause -
He stopped ... |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| 4 Kittens by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| 10 Catmandments by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| I am the Lord of thy house.
Thou shall have no other pets before me.
Thou shalt not ever ignore me. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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| Why Own A Cat? by Unknown |
Topic: Poetry |
| There's a danger you know.
You can't own just one, for the craving will grow.
There's no doubt they're addictive, wherein lies the danger
While living with lots, you'll grow poorer and stranger |
| Published: Thursday 28 June, 2007 |
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| Tribute To Paddington by Margi Bowman |
Topic: Poetry |
| I get up in the morning
Expecting to see your face,
But all that'll greet me from now on
Is a very empty space. |
| Published: Thursday 28 June, 2007 |
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| This Old Cat by KC (sievert) Bingamon |
Topic: Poetry |
| I'm getting on in years,
My coat is turning grey.
My eyes have lost their luster,
my hearing's just okay. |
| Published: Thursday 28 June, 2007 |
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| The Cat by Charles Baudelaire |
Topic: Poetry |
| Come, come, sweet cat! Come! On my bosom lie;
I beg you, let the claws retract.
Come, let me plunge myself into your eyes
Where agates fused in iron refract. |
| Published: Thursday 28 June, 2007 |
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