| Below is a list of articles with the most recent ones listed first. |
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Why Cats Have Fur by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. On the fifth day he created the cat but, unlike today, the cat was without fur. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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What Kind Of Pets Do Angels Have? by Norman Klar |
Topic: Humor |
| What Kind Of Pets Do Angels Have?
Can you imagine an angel -
Walking a dog? |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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What Is A Cat? by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| What Is A Cat?
- Cat's do what they want
- They rarely listen to you |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Top Ten Christmas Songs For Cats by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Up on the Mousetop
Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
Joy to the Curled |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Signs Your Cat is Plotting World Domination by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.
Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Secret Of The Cat by May Swenson |
Topic: Humor |
| I took my cat apart to see what made him purr. Like an electric clock or like the snore of a warming kettle, something fizzed and sizzled in him. Was he a soft car, the engine bubbling sound? Was there a wire beneath his fur, or humming throttle? |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Rules for Stray Cats by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| 1. Stray cats will not be fed.
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Roller Poopies - A Cats Game by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| One or more cats and/or kittens may compete.
Poopies used must be good and dry, and preferably rounded and small, in order to roll properly and fit into the various goals. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Little Tim by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Laws of Physics as Applied to Cats by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| 1 - Law of Cat Inertia:
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest unless acted upon by some outside force such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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