| Below is a list of articles with the most recent ones listed first. |
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12 Days Of Christmas With A Kitten by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me........
A batch of my special hand-print cookies. I had turned my back to grab the cookie sheet sitting on the stove. In that micro-second, Sara climbed onto the table, poked her paw into the delightfully kneady mixture and, suddenly off-bala... |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Kitty Vet by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Kindergarten Pupil by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.
She asked if it was dead or alive. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Inner Strength by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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IJMC - Personal Cat (PC) Specifications by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Standard input:
1. Bilateral frontal whisker array
2. Bilateral adjustable audio dishes (range 20-20,000Hz) |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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How To Wrap A Present With A Cat Around by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| 1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.
2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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How To Bathe A Cat by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Feline Science by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Fairy Godmother by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Creation and Cats by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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