| Below is a list of articles with the most recent ones listed first. |
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Top Ten Signs That You Are A "Crazy Cat Lady" by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Your colleagues no longer ask how your weekend was. Instead they ask how your cats are doing. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Rules of Etiquette for Inexperienced Cats by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good! |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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How To Give Your Cat A Pill by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty." Drop pill into its mouth. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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A Cat Goes To Heaven by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| A cat dies and goes to heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been a good cat all these years. Anything you desire, all you have to do is ask." |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Cat Quotes by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Cat Miracle Diet by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting, now there is the new Cat Miracle Diet! |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Cat Haiku by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp ... |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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Cat Diary by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I ... |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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A Cat's Christmas by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| 'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart -
Ate his mousey intestines
and chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause -
He stopped ... |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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4 Kittens by Anonymous |
Topic: Humor |
| A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. |
| Published: Sunday 08 July, 2007 |
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